The whole point of Heroku is it's radically easier to deploy apps. They need to work harder on the first hurdle.

Heroku gem doesn't like Ruby 1.9.1 on Windows, but that's the default download version. No help on the Heroku site.

Google reveals that 1,000,000 n00bs are suffering the same as me, yet the "Getting Started" tutorials are b0rked

Trying to deploy a Hello World app to Heroku. The incantations are truly mystifying.

I've been quietly following Dan Hill for years, but things have recently got a bit dramatic: http://j.mp/i49Kvt

Contrary to what the news is saying, Parts of Regent Street/Oxford Circus are still closed. Which is why I'm back home.

Chris Woakes!