Tried Yoono. Single-column only. Can't drive it from the keyboard. Basic stuff. Come on, it's nearly 2010 people.

Calvin Harris's Wikipedia page has already been updated with news of him invading the X Factor stage

I find myself involved with a £30m project that intends to deliver nothing for 12 months whatamithinking

On the Essex Riviera http://ping.fm/kDFNr

Billy Gibbons gets tube to gig. Beats rest of ZZ Top by 45 minutes. http://ping.fm/T62Wz

Just done my first Wikipedia edit in years. Let's see if the Wikistapo revert it...

Once again NHS staff were attentive and professional for my minor op today. In and out in 90 minutes. welovethenhs